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AwayMessages.com has a huge categorized collection of cool and funny away messages for Aim, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, Google Talk and other IM services.
You can browse many different categories and add away messages with just one click to AIM. Alternatively you can jusy copy and paste these messages on other IM clients.
Some Funny Away Message Examples:
# I am stranded on toilet island.
# Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
# There's this lost cause I believe in called myself.
# Don't judge a book by it's movie
# Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
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My name is Deniz Akay and I live in
lol kewl
booring, add more!
sad
hahah dont judge a book by it's movie *cough cough* twilight *cough*
sucks
sad
Don't judge a book by it's movie ... only this one is good... rest are bad :x
some pretty lame stuff here
lol check this one out
Tom said: ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
from- reece T.
LOL
these all suck, seriosuly? what funny about them
now herreeerrrres some funny statuses:
Omg. Urban dictionary is my new best friend. Look what it says!!! Myspace: it's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 year. FB: One can add people they know or random people as their "friends." Good for: 1.) Procrastinating 2.) Stalking. LMFAO.
Homer Simpson: Marge!
*runs to her, hits head in tree branch*
Homer Simpson: It's the epiphitree! I tried my best, what am I supposed to do?
*wind blows leaf so that it points to hole over dome*
Homer Simpson: But how am I supposed to get there?
*light shaft shines on motorcycle*
Homer Simpson: Oh!
*slips a dollar bill on a hole in the tree*
Homer Simpson: Here, buy yourself something nice.
I <3 Simpsons movie.
Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...
*bart slams, naked, into the window *
Flanders: *screams*
Ned: PENIS!
Rod and Todd: ... bountiful penis.
Todd Flanders: Amen.
I <3 Simpsons movie.
You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where’s yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
How can you keep an idiot busy? Click Here to find out...
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.